You certainly made me laugh out loud. I love how witty it is. Reminds me a lot of Pratchett but a bit more fast paced. The PussBunny's remark was just hilarious. And the extremely funny comment from RandomGanker about your name looking like "Vagina" despite all your troubles of making up a name that shouldn't call for comments like that.
Thanks for your story, on a clear day it might spot "great" far behind...